- WAIT A SECOND
- IF AMY MARRIED KING HENRY VIII
- AND THE DOCTOR MARRIED QUEEN ELIZABETH I
- THAT WOULD MAKE AMY
- QUEEN ELIZABETH’S STEPMOTHER
- WHICH WOULD MEAN
- THAT AMY POND
- IS THE DOCTOR’S MOTHER-IN-LAW
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO EVERYBODY
At the movies seeing the 50th with my friends and brother. Saw a GREAT Eleven in line and had to get a pic. The rest of my friends are Rose and Clara. Our Eleven’s on her way.
So many sonics in this theater, y’all
whenever a hot guy wears glasses an angel falls from heaven
Someone: You can’t cry over someone who’s not real.
when i was in grade 9 i brought goldfish to class and the boys adjacent from me always stole them and ate them so one day i put chilli powder and curry powder all over them and they stole them and ate them and one boy started crying
DO I LOOK LIKE A CANNIBAL
u a fish
its 3 a M
HELLO YES 999 I JSUT ATE A VERY MOULDY BLUEBERRY BY MISTAKE AND ID LIKE MY TONGUE REMOVED
999? You mean 911?
I think if I ordered an ambulance from America I’d be a little bit scuppered since I livE IN ENGLAND AND ITS AN AWFULLY LONG DRIVE
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
It rises at the crack of dawn?
it disappears at night?
direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?
it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?
nobody will ever touch it?
Montana is using my phone and now I’m answering an anon ask from me.. Hi! I’m Emma!